Total Medals Earned: 5,129 (From 798 different games.) Total Medal Score: 89,660 Points
Medals Earned: 4/50 (30/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (175/500 points)
As a wicked thief you need to steal at the very least 100 gold, no?!
The first robo enters the chase! Troubled now?!
The star enters the show finally! Care for your life!
A selfish and ambitious thief needs to steal 200 gold!
Buy all upgrades! You're a beast now!
Collect ten of them! There are needed more right?!
The second robo enters the chase! That's sure trouble!
Can you reach to where the ufo shows?! Can you?!
Too tired to explain! Just go for Santa!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 1/38 (10/500 points)
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Now you're thinking with bees
Death by typing
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 9/9 (185/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/70 points)
Hallucinate
Acquire the Swampgas Shotgun
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (55/155 points)
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)