Total Medals Earned: 5,169 (From 801 different games.) Total Medal Score: 90,055 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (175/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (75/345 points)
Defeat Charybdis.
Defeat Norion.
Defeat Wooly Marenal.
Defeat Count Twin Tabula.
Defeat Zebes.
The nerve of some people. (Beat the game on Normal)
Wow. Just wow. (Beat the game on New Game Plus)
That was anticlimactic. (Beat the game on New Game Double Plus Impossible Edition)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/140 points)
Defeat the Warden.
Defeat the Cloaked Woman.
Survive Episode 7.
Defeat the Mutant Foreman.
Find all secrets.
Achieve flawless victories in every battle.
Medals Earned: 32/54 (220/480 points)
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
play 250 in-game weeks
buy an apartment
buy a car
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
have $10000
write 25 books
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 12/21 (105/500 points)
colors stuff
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
yellow 1
get to blue 1
get to indigo
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 8/32 (85/500 points)
Beat all four tutorial stages
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less