Total Medals Earned: 5,169 (From 801 different games.) Total Medal Score: 90,055 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Hallucinate
Defeat the Combined Golem
Open City Door
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 6/15 (100/290 points)
Dig up 3 hidden items!
Meet Douglas in every town!
Complete 10 sidequests!
Collect 50 mushrooms and/or butterflies!
Obtain 3 swords!
Complete the game!
Get 1 Lucky Hit in battle!
Get 10 Lucky Hits in battle!
Fight 10 battles!
Find all 3 poems!
Get 3000 points in the fishing mini-game!
Fight 20 Flawless battles!
Compete the Summoner's challenge!
Fight 25 battles!
Fight 50 battles!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (255/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Died 25 Times
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Break Lynne's heart
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)
There's not always a light on the other end.
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.