Total Medals Earned: 5,156 (From 807 different games.) Total Medal Score: 90,355 Points
Medals Earned: 13/24 (85/500 points)
Finish level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Last four minutes without shooting
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/290 points)
Slay your first enemy
Slaughter 100 enemies
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the third boss
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the fifth boss
Complete 100 of the 170 total tasks
Complete every single task
Medals Earned: 7/18 (115/240 points)
Destroy the Castle
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill 200 bats
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 22 Harpies
Medals Earned: 5/5 (115/115 points)
Kiss the Kitten, Love the Kitten.
Thanks to your support!
Complete the Game.
Complete all the Bonus Levels.
Callect all the Pills.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get your own stand burnt
Get yourself thrown into the trash
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/60 points)
Win the PC game
Call the secret phone number
