Valio's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Valentine's Day Special]

A Firth classic

Always an enjoyment to see it again, just like one of those old romance films :-)

[Cales-Kales:Pile of Crap]

You said you were on crack when you did this?

No originality.
Bad graphics.
Bad Animation.
The sound is a pain in my ears.
Overall very annoying and pointless.

Cales-Kales responds:

Thats why I called it a pile of crap.

[computer people]

I just love this submission

Can't get that tune out of my head again ^_^
Hope I can download the song soon again.

[Ohmygodimonfire!]

It was funny

...must...someone...set...on.. .fire...

XxwaSSupxX responds:

hahahahahahahahaha

[Original Episode I]

Try to improve on the voices.

All above a great submission. I especially liked the reference to Earthworm Jim [I don't think that there is a pure coincidence] :-)

However the voicerecordings seemed quite noisy and not appropriate for such a good cartoon.

[DOS-MAN]

What a good allegory

I think this is what happened to Hans Reiser. Obviously Bash created Tux and Tux infected him...

[Porn Flash]

Brilliant

This will again become a great classic flash from a cockcrew member.
I would like to vote this down, so it remains a real underground tip.

[StrapOnMicronomic]

Now that's some piece of art

I actually like it. I think it can be interpreted in a lot of ways and I'm really wondering what you had in your mind when you created it (I'm almost sure you can't really remember yourself).
A possible interpretation might be what are the last impressions of a human that is dying...

Sqeezy responds:

Yeah but that would be too overdone.
I still remember mine, but it mainly pictures exactly how I felt. If you imagine it as feelings it´s easier to understand.

Thanks alot.

[Mario vs. Sonic (John)]

Mario sucks.

And so does your movie.
Why do you use crappy Times New Roman in black on a white background? This almost as horrible as using Comic Sans MS. No one wants to see this. It reminds one of Microsoft...

John12346 responds:

that wasnt times new roman. that was arcadeclassic text.