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Total Medals Earned: 5,166 (From 800 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 90,050 Points

The Bear of Love

Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/205 points)

Has anything changed? 5 Points

Finish the game

Make love, not war 5 Points

Don't kill anybody before finish the game

Save the trees 5 Points

Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!

That's mean 5 Points

Kill 30 people in one life

Gotta spend love to earn it 10 Points

Buy all the upgrades from the shop

Hobo Hugger 25 Points

Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them

Scouter? 50 Points

Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone

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The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 13/16 (255/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

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Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Boneless

Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/155 points)

Enemy Killer 5 Points

Kill 50 Enemies

Fancy Hat 5 Points

Destroyed Boneless Hat

Cristal Clear 10 Points

Destroyed that Kinky Glass

Death To Us All 5 Points

Died 25 Times

Blasted Him Out 25 Points

Destroyed That Big Mass

Boneless Killer 50 Points

Killed The Boneless

The Three 50 Points

Won the game with the three players

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The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Chalice of Marfa

Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)

Don't give up, chuck 5 Points

Get Slayn killed...

Getting a bit red in the face 5 Points

Splash Shiris with the payload

I'll break you a cut on these puns 5 Points

Get Orson killed...

Live free or tie hard 5 Points

Get Etoh killed...

What a blockhead 5 Points

Get Ghim killed...

You must be stoned 5 Points

Get Deedlit killed...

Super Reader! 10 Points

Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...

We Died for a Chalice 10 Points

Get everyone killed simultaneously...

Parn! 50 Points

Unlock Parn

The Lich Is My Bitch 100 Points

Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking

The Clockwork King

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/360 points)

Easy Does It 10 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty

The End? 25 Points

Reach the end of the game... Or is it?

Happy Medium 25 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty

100% Monitored 50 Points

Activate all the 20 monitors in the game

Not Hard Enough 50 Points

Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty

Clockwork Heart Breaker 100 Points

Break Lynne's heart

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The Cloud

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/100 points)

Tunnels 50 Points

There's not always a light on the other end.

Monday 5 Points

Finish Monday.

Tuesday 5 Points

Finish Tuesday.

Wednesday 5 Points

Finish Wednesday.

Thursday 10 Points

Finish Thursday.

Friday 25 Points

Finish Friday.

THE COLOUR GAME

Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/385 points)

Literate 5 Points

Press the colour you read

Observation 5 Points

Press the colour you see

Garish Addict 10 Points

Play 5 games in a row

App Store Addict 5 Points

Click to download the app

Monchromatic Novice 10 Points

Score over 1000

Compentent Analogous 25 Points

Score over 2000

Gaudy Addict 25 Points

Play 10 games in a row

Proficient Analogous 50 Points

Score over 3000

Vibrant Addict 50 Points

Play 25 games in a row

Electric Addict 100 Points

Play 50 games in a row

Triadic Expert 100 Points

Score over 4000

The Deepest Sleep

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Meet Bert 5 Points

Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!

Wake Up 10 Points

Finally wake up

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